my dad hid in the shower once with a jar jar binks mask and a knife just to scare me and got it on camera
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when i was in fourth grade we were doing a math lesson and all of a sudden the teachers like “have you ever seen a pregnant bird” and everyones jsut like “no” and then she slams her hand on the table and screams “THATS BECAUSE THEY DONT EXIST” AND ONE KID IN THE BACK JUST BLURTS OUT “WHAT DOES THIS HAVE TO DO WITH MATH”
i cuss so much that sometimes i forget its actually bad and not everyone is comfortable with it
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one time i got a sample from the tea store at the mall and as i walked away the guy said “tea you later” and then his coworker smacked him
i may not be cute or smart or funny but at least im not a mass murderer
yet
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